You really should stick to pots and pans when choosing a receptacle in which toboil water. There may come a time when you really need boiling water to soften your mouth guard and you may briefly consider pulling two empty glass beer bottles out of the recycling bin, filling them with water, and placing them on your electric stove. Resist. This. Urge.Apparently glass beer bottles aren’t exactly “multipurpose” containers… something about being unable to withstand intense heat. Anyway…. If you’re not careful, you may have to duck downbehind your kitchen counter to avoid theshards of glass flying toward you after beer bottle #1has exploded only to later set your bath towel on fire while frenetically attempting to savebeer bottle #2 from a similar fate. Hypothetically.
Your body, like a beer bottle, also expands in the heat. This is why you shouldn’t assume that a roll of heavy-duty duct tape that fits easily above your elbow in an air-conditioned room will slide off just as easily after you have been moving loads of chart paper in the heat for several minutes. As a matter of fact, you may not even realize just how much larger that part of your body has become until you look down and see that said roll of tape is actually cutting off all circulation to your forearm. It will require 30 minutes, scissors, soap, water, and at least one person with strong fingernails to free you at that point – but you will walk away from the situation with all extremities intact.
Organic deodorant does not work. Not even a little bit. After you have spent several days marching around a predominantly un-air conditioned Philadelphia public school smelling like a particularly foul type of apricot, you will revert back to whatever cancer-causing, environment-destroying brand name deodorant the masses use.
5 Hour Energy drinks have not been approved by the FDA. Ingesting two of them per day everyday for 5 weeks is risky at best. That being said, if you don’t mind potentially giving birth to flipper childrenorglowing in the dark by the age of 45, there really is no better way to fight off crippling exhaustion when a half-hour nap is simply not feasible.