When the delivery man consistently
includes two sets of chopsticks
in your order for one,
it's time to reconsider
your sushi consumption.
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Hi. I'm Rachel...
...and chaos, humiliation, & trouble seem to find me. Sometimes, I invite them. Other times, they simply rain down on me from heaven like radioactive manna.
Lately, I've noticed a lot of my conversations sound a little something like this:
Person I know: Hey Rachel, I told [name of mutual friend] about [crazy thing that happened to you].
Me: Really? What'd s/he say?
Person I know: S/he just shrugged and went "...of course she did."
If you're a stranger and you're reading this, please don't judge me.
If you're a friend and you're reading this, I know you already judge me... so please do your best to conceal it.
Lately, I've noticed a lot of my conversations sound a little something like this:
Person I know: Hey Rachel, I told [name of mutual friend] about [crazy thing that happened to you].
Me: Really? What'd s/he say?
Person I know: S/he just shrugged and went "...of course she did."
If you're a stranger and you're reading this, please don't judge me.
If you're a friend and you're reading this, I know you already judge me... so please do your best to conceal it.
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I like your blog and thoughts about life. Found it, cause you visited my blog :) Great, thanks.
ReplyDeleteYou cpould use the spare pair as a hair accessory...
ReplyDeleteLovely funny blog, thanks for visiting mine.
(sorry, I can't help but notice, are you not a follower on your own blog?)
...well the good news is now you can get cups for two, spoons for two, AND chopsticks for two with your place with sushi, beer, and ice cream delivered. back when i lived in DC it felt like a developing country, but now it sounds like heaven.
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