Because, let's be honest, you're not at all surprised.
I like your blog and thoughts about life. Found it, cause you visited my blog :) Great, thanks.
You cpould use the spare pair as a hair accessory...Lovely funny blog, thanks for visiting mine.(sorry, I can't help but notice, are you not a follower on your own blog?)
...well the good news is now you can get cups for two, spoons for two, AND chopsticks for two with your place with sushi, beer, and ice cream delivered. back when i lived in DC it felt like a developing country, but now it sounds like heaven.