A postal worker to me:
"You can't put a UPS sticker
on a FedEx bag
and drop it off
at the Post Office."
A co-worker to me:
"I want to kidnap you and keep you in a glass box in my room
all the time so I can just watch you."
(Side note: Am doing my best to laugh about this last one... because, well, it is actually quite terrifying.)
(Side note: Am doing my best to laugh about this last one... because, well, it is actually quite terrifying.)
those are both hilarious. girl, you are such a trip. you have me beat by a long shot! :)
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