Life lesson of the day:

The details matter.

Especially when those details are the height & weight stats

on your driver's license.

Fact: According to standard measurements, I am

5'10" and 160 lbs.

(excluding November & December when one of those numbers changes significantly... I'll let you decide which one...)

Fact: According to my driver's license, I am

5'0"... and 160 lbs.

One errant keystroke transformed me from a relatively proportional giant to

an obese midget under the law.

Which brings me to the bonus life lesson of the day:

The DMV sucks.