The details matter.
Especially when those details are the height & weight stats
on your driver's license.
Fact: According to standard measurements, I am
5'10" and 160 lbs.
(excluding November & December when one of those numbers changes significantly... I'll let you decide which one...)
Fact: According to my driver's license, I am
5'0"... and 160 lbs.
One errant keystroke transformed me from a relatively proportional giant to
an obese midget under the law.
Which brings me to the bonus life lesson of the day:
The DMV sucks.