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Hi. I'm Rachel...
...and chaos, humiliation, & trouble seem to find me. Sometimes, I invite them. Other times, they simply rain down on me from heaven like radioactive manna.
Lately, I've noticed a lot of my conversations sound a little something like this:
Person I know: Hey Rachel, I told [name of mutual friend] about [crazy thing that happened to you].
Me: Really? What'd s/he say?
Person I know: S/he just shrugged and went "...of course she did."
If you're a stranger and you're reading this, please don't judge me.
If you're a friend and you're reading this, I know you already judge me... so please do your best to conceal it.
Lately, I've noticed a lot of my conversations sound a little something like this:
Person I know: Hey Rachel, I told [name of mutual friend] about [crazy thing that happened to you].
Me: Really? What'd s/he say?
Person I know: S/he just shrugged and went "...of course she did."
If you're a stranger and you're reading this, please don't judge me.
If you're a friend and you're reading this, I know you already judge me... so please do your best to conceal it.
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