If the Chinatown bus you are riding is named
"Double Happiness",
"Double Happiness",
you shouldn't expect happiness -
even in its singular form.
As a matter of fact, you may just find yourself
double crowded
by a doubled over snoring man
with a double chin
who should have purchased
a double seat.
Next time, you should just pay double fare and ride the Amtrak.
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take the megabus http://us.megabus.com/
ReplyDeleteit's awesome and clean and on time and leaves at all hours and super cheap :)
Not going to name names, but someone told you to take the Bolt Bus.
ReplyDeleteSo as an avid commuter between Baltimore and NYC I can 100% agree that the double happiness bus is not happy. Not. One. Bit.
ReplyDelete(I can say that both Megabus and Bolt Bus are fine choices. If you would like a pro/con list I can shoot one out for your readers).
Thanks for the tips, all. I'm mega-grateful...
ReplyDeleteDouble bad choice Rachel, the Bolt Bus is awsome, lets you off at Penn Station and has internet. Makes it great for lesson planning... which I guess you don't have to do anymore.
ReplyDeleteTracey J. and I took this same bus from NYC to DC back in March 2009. Let's just say the trip ended with a woman yelling at me in Chinese and tears. Lots of tears...
ReplyDeleteAlthough I couldn't understand the lady--whatever she said really hurt my feelings.